Roadkill Quotes

There are two things you find in the middle of the road—a moderate and a dead skunk.

I imagine most of that stuff on the information highway is roadkill anyway.

How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

There is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.

Now, I do come from a part of the country where the people say that the only thing in the middle of the road is a yellow line or roadkill.

I just love animals, and I'm an advocate for animals rights, and my family has rescued dogs from all over the world. I don't believe in animal testing. If you see me in fur, it's always fake. Sometimes you see me wearing skulls, but those are all from roadkill

Bang goes another kanga on the bonnet of the van

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

As we're leaving the King's Arms Hotel after Sunday lunch, I watch a beautiful white dove walking down the wet road. A car approaches and the bird accidentally turns into the wheel rather than away from it. A gentle crunch. The car passes. A shape like a discarded napkin left in the road. Still perfectly white, no red stains, but bearing no relation anymore to the shape of a bird. A trail of white feathers flutter down the road after the car. The suddeness is very upsetting. That gentle crunch.

I stuff animals I find; I do roadkill. They're strangely fun to have. They're like easy-to-control pets.

Despicable creatures, vultures: without a doubt the most disgusting birds ever. I suppose they served their purpose, but did they have to be so greasy and ugly? Couldn't we have cute fuzzy rabbits that cleaned up roadkill instead?

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.