Traffic Quotes

Cities are created by and for traffic.

We can't have the government of the United States shut down when a group doesn't like something. This is almost an act of insurrection.

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

Dictatorships are one-way streets. Democracy boasts two-way traffic.

We were living in California, and it just wasn't conducive for the lifestyle that we wanted with kids. Los Angeles is tricky to get around, there's paparazzi to deal with, and I had this feeling that I just wanted to move back to Australia.

I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it's the traffic. Grrrr!

I'm never going to try 'Carpool Karaoke' in New York. That would be a very different thing. Mariah Carey's one, we just drove, like, five or six blocks round where she was staying at the time.

There are daily stresses on the road, but when everyone gets fed, everyone gets happy. Simple.

The more cars, the better show.

Gawker thrived on embarrassment and shame, seeking to demolish not just celebrities or politicians but average random people whose sins it would expose for traffic and commenters who gloried in its actions.

You live in the city and all the time there are signs telling you what to do and billboards trying to sell you something.

Let's be honest, L.A. is not a bad place to live. There are some crazy people there, but I tend to get on with them!

I love L.A. You definitely can't beat the weather, and being close to the beach is nice. It's a good town.

Our intent will not be to create gridlock. Oh, except maybe from time to time.

The bigger the city is, the less infrastructure you need per capita.

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?'

Friendship is a traffic wherein self-love always proposes to be the gainer.

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

I was the only kid in Manhattan I knew whose parents had a car.

I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.

I don't remember the last time I drove. I'd rather be a passenger unless I'm somewhere beautiful.

There are never any traffic jams on the extra mile.

A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian.

I love driving.

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.