Religious Reference Quotes

My name is Linus, and I am your God.

Consider what the Lord said to Moses – and I think he was right.

I'm not afraid to use Christ as an icon.

I think you're a taker. You've always been one. It's like God left some part of you out when He built you inside of me.

I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it like a mustard seed?" "You don't know, do you? Doesn't seem at all like a mustard seed, does it? Now you see how we all feel when you liken things unto a mustard seed? Huh?

From George Washington to George W. Bush, presidents have invoked God's name in the performance of their official duties.

Don't worry, Even Jesus never saw his real father

The Good Book - one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.

Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 16th Republican to announce that he is running for president. During his speech he referred to Jesus Christ, which is ironic because so did Americans when they heard another Republican was running for president.

Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.

One of my opponents [Romney] recently said that it would take an act of God for me to win this primary. I agree with him.

God bless the American spectator.

Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.

When it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

Down in the city are the nice houses and the so-so houses and the lovers making out in dark yards and the babies crying for their moms, and I wonder if, other than Jesus, has this ever happened before. Maybe it happens all the time. Maybe there's angry dead all over, hiding in rooms, covered with blankets, bossing around their scared, embarrassed relatives. Because how would we know?

The Lord gave us Ten Commandments, but the bill before the House today gives us 39.

The man I lived with is a Christian, so I would talk to him about it. What would this person do in the Bible? What's the story around this person? Generally, when people talk about characters in the Bible, there's one thing they're known for, like Job.

You made this?' Finn looks at me. 'No, Saint Anthony brought it to me in the night. He was very put out I didn't give it to you right then.

The zealous disdain for religion in American jurisprudence amounts to intolerance. Keith Fournier of the American Center for Law and Justice concludes that 'the ones not being tolerated are religious people who dare make any kind of religious reference or take any kind of religious posture outside the private arena.

I beg to move: That the following words be inserted after the word 'Constitution' (line 2)-- 'humbly relying on the blessing of Almighty God...

The Republican debate got pretty heated. They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first.

The ANC will rule South Africa until Jesus comes back.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

The President of the U. S. every time he opens his mouth, has to mention God—well, my God!. I mean, not even the Pope does that.