Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!
I remember I had a boyfriend a long time ago who said, 'You need to change your name; you sound like a circus performer.'
Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn’t love her back?
My heart has made its mind up And I'm afraid it's you.
And she keeps saying, how can you do this to me? And i want to scream, what do you mean, how can I do this to you? Aren't we confusing our pronouns here? The question, really, is How could I do this to myself?
Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat
There had to be a reason why they were not going to marry. They had both been so adamant about it. What the devil was the reason?
I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
The problem is that for women, the average time is just over 14 minutes... men are left with about 12 minutes during which time they need to think of something to do!
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
It might go down better than appearing as a giant reptile encased in a ball of fire and forcing yourself on her.' 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING THAT UP?
If a parent keeps on saying that, 'my kid is not understanding me at all,' he or she needs to look inside and ask, what wrong am I doing that my child is unable to understand me?
I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door.
My wife doesn't like me eating doughnuts. I love doughnuts.
Kissing a new hero isn't acceptable to me, especially when it's not necessary.
I got stood up by the letter Y, he was hanging around with his X.
I wish I had never taken naked pictures of myself on a phone to send to a girl. It's the worst thing ever.
Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had no idea he was married, but I found out that night.
Suffice it to say Cherie Snodgrass and I were good friends a long, long time ago. After Mr Snodgrass confronted my wife, the friendship ended and my marriage remained intact.
You say you want to talk, But you don't . You stonewall me.
I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful!
As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life.
I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley.
