I just wasn't psychologically made to get married or, God forbid, be a father.
I don't want to be in a relationship for the same reason I don't want a kid: I don't want anything in my life to be more important than me.
Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own.
Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst trade-off in my mind.
I love children and I love men, but I can't commit to either for the rest of my life.
The opinion I have of the generality of women--who appear to me as children to whom I would rather give a sugar plum than my time, forms a barrier against matrimony which I rejoice in.
...no way could I fall in love. I just couldn't go there yet. Settle for less. I didn't want to process through anything. I didn't want to pick up any pieces. Lower my expectations.
I struggle because I really don't want to be married again - can you blame me? - but I don't want to be alone.
I'm not cynical, but I don't really want to have a boyfriend or husband again.
I usually don't try to meet people at all, especially if I really like them, for all kinds of reasons.
The girls who like me aren't the ones I like. Or, if I do and they want to commit, I suddenly need tons of time with my friends.
Maybe I'm wrong because I've not met the person yet, I really don't think I'd want to be with someone in the industry. I really don't think so. Once bitten, twice shy.
Most relationships probably start with people going, 'Meh, it's probably best not to be embarking in this relationship.' We do it, though, because our brains are wired to make babies or whatever.
I don't want someone taking up half my time. I don't need to get my heart broken.
He started to smile. “Are you waving the white flag?” “Not so fast. I’m saying we can take things slow. See if it blows up in our faces. I ’m not saying declare eternal love for each other while I fall back with my legs open.
