Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.
I think that, in comparison, New Yorkers and Northerners are so guarded.
I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I've been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York.
The biggest challenge I have with Washingtonians is they think Illinois is exclusively a Democratic state.
Jimmy Carter, of course, was beloved. Peanut farmer. Came out of nowhere, governor of Georgia. Normally Democrats hate Southern accents, 'cause Southern accents equals Deliverance, equals hayseed, equals idiot. But if it's one of them... But you had to look the other way with Jimmy Carter and then here came Bill Clinton later. So depending on where the Southern accent's from, they'll make an exception and not be prejudicial about it. But for the most part, a Southern accent may as well be a slave owner as far as Democrats are concerned; they want no part of it.
I have been a victim of stereotypes. I come from Latin America and to some countries, we are considered 'losers,' drug traffickers, and that is not fair because that is generalizing.
The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.
I live in Florida and people are crazy here. And I say that lovingly.
I'm glad I'm Southern. I'm the Southerner who's very Southern in that she left to move to New York.
Unfortunately there are still people in other areas who regard New York City not as part of the United States, but as a sort of excrescence fastened to our Eastern shore and peopled by the less venturesome waves of foreigners who failed to go West to the genuine American frontier.
As soon as I came to L.A., I was told that I was exotic. I'd think, But I'm from Miami! I'm as American as a cheeseburger!
How come regional pandering only works in one direction, right? You never see a Southern politician trying to win votes in New York State by saying, 'I read books and make a mean vegan meatloaf.'
I come from the south, so you're useless and you're a bit pathetic. That's the first thing that the northerners think of you.
I know people sometimes have this fantasy about Cornwall. But the Cornish are so grounded.
I used to be mouthy. It was all to do with being a northerner and from Manchester, which was suddenly a big deal when I was in my 20s. When I read some of the interviews I did back then, I cringe.
People don't talk about small-town racism in Illinois or upstate New York. They're like, 'It's the South.' And it is. It's there. But it's everywhere. But everywhere, there are also amazing people.
It didn't help my career to be living in Appalachia.
I'd lived in West Virginia on and off for four to five years growing up. I'm familiar with Bible Belt, with Appalachia, 'Hillbilly Elegy.'
But it's not just the ratty part of town. The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.
I could be anywhere in the country, and people will ask, 'Are you from Jersey?' I'm proud of that. We're a weird breed.
I don't think anybody from the South will be nominated [for President] in my lifetime. If so, I don't think he will be elected.
Jimmy Carter of Georgia was nominated and elected President in 1976.
East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.
There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.
I grew up in the South, and I think there are lots of people who have distorted views of the South.
Most people in England don't live in the North, and people are snobby in England, so they wanted a band from the South.