You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
