Rabies Quotes

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Some got rabies, some got fleas, some got incurable diseases from this cockamamie business.

After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

It would perhaps not be amiss to point out that he had always tried to be a good dog. He had tried to do all the things his MAN and his WOMAN, and most of all his BOY, had asked or expected of him. He would have died for them, if that had been required. He had never wanted to kill anybody. He had been struck by something, possibly destiny, or fate, or only a degenerative nerve disease called rabies. Free will was not a factor.

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.

Samuel Gompers is a prairie wolf with the hydrophobia.

Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.

I could go on to speak of sanity as compared with insanity, decency as compared with vandalism, friendship as compared with rabies.

The world is in an extremely dangerous situation, and serious diseases often require the risk of a dangerous cure like the Pasteur serum for rabies.

This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips?