Public Decency Quotes

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

I would prefer to keep my clothes on. Unless there's a brisk breeze or something, I tend to keep them on.

I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.

Nudity is a problem for Americans. It disrupts our social exchange.

There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!

Are there any limitations? Are they going to allow fornication in Times Square at high noon?

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.

I personally don't have a problem with naked bodies on television.

The two things you cannot do effectively on stage are pray and copulate.

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now, God knows, anything goes.

I don't do any vulgar movements.

I think that, given that some people feel very embarrassed by it, it isn't too difficult to breastfeed a baby in a way that's not openly ostentatious.

What a singular fact for an angel visitant to this earth to carry back in his note-book, that men were forbidden to expose their bodies under the severest penalties!

For the sake of our children, let's behave like civilized, law-abiding adults.

And why is it "homophobic" for Senate Republicans to look askance at sex in public bathrooms? Is the Times claiming that sodomy in public bathrooms is the essence of being gay? I thought gays just wanted to get married to one another and settle down in the suburbs so they could visit each other in the hospital.

A lady of a certain age must keep her top on. That's what I feel.

I think that carrying on a life that is meant to be private in public is a breach of taste, common sense, and mental hygiene.

I don't think nudity is a bad thing, I don't think people should be embarrassed about their bodies, and I don't mind whipping it out.

For example, I'm a great fan of pornography, but I don't see any reason not to restrict it so that people walking down the street who hate pornography don't have full color pictures outside of movie theaters. Let them be in a different district. I'm kidding about pornography, but you get the point.

Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

The 1st Amendment is about how we govern ourselves—not about how we titillate ourselves sexually.

Wonder Woman is not sufficiently dressed.

If you go to a party populated by the NPR crowd and you start talking about JonBenet Ramsey, people will look at you as if you had forgotten your pants.

In my day, people didn't do nude scenes. I mean they didn't exist.