Poor Aim Quotes

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

They really are bad shots.

These people really aim very badly.

Warrington’s aim’s so pathetic I’d be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me.

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

I've forgotten more about bad putting than all the lousy putters in the firmament combined. My mind has been twisted into an incurable, disturbing venue of bad speed and inadequate line. I just want to go out and not feel like I'm putting a Rubik's Cube with a flimsy piece of rope.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we all know what kind of aim Clinton has.