Pig Quotes

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that.

I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists -- we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

Quebec women are treated like sows.

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.

Why, this fellow [Dwight D. Eisenhower] don't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.

Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It’s like a conspiracy.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig's brain to a man's brain -- and the man's brain did not reject it. That pretty much confirms what women have been saying about men.

Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. A small one to be sure, but nevertheless a pig. It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.

If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.

Quite simply, it is true that I can be a pig! It is not a lie to say that. Sometimes, I feel that I am in the right even when I am wrong.

In number of dishes and change of meat the nobility of England (whose cooks are for the most part musical-headed Frenchmen and strangers) do most exceed, there is no day in … wherein they have not only beef, mutton, veal, lamb, kid, pork, cony, capon, pig, or so many of these as the season yieldeth, but also some portion of the red or fallow deer, beside great variety of fish and wild fowl, and thereto sundry other delicates wherein the sweet hand of the seafaring Portugal is not wanting: so that for a man to dine with one of them, and to taste of every dish that standeth before him.

A pig painted gold is still a pig.

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother

One day, I hope to have a pot bellied pig and a wombat as pets.

Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig.

Let’s put some lipstick on this pig.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

I love chicken fingers, I love French fries. I love desserts. I'm not just into dessert or just into savoury food. I love it all. I'm a pig. I love food. So it takes a lot of discipline to eat healthy.

I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

Swine!