The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.
I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.
Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.
I can be just as effective with a quick retort or a one-liner than with a big paragraph.
There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.
I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!
Please don't stand up on my account.
Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.
People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.
The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.
No one-liner can ever be optimal.
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that you can see on the page, and no matter who's saying it, it is, in and of itself, a funny line.
I was once doing a gig with Tim Vine; he was backstage, and there was one of those long strings of polystyrene coffee cups. He picked up the whole stack of about 20, walked on stage and then said: 'Bloody hell this coffee's hot!' which I think is the funniest thing anyone has ever said.
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
Twitter is really - I got very addicted to it just because it's so simple, and it's like a video game for comedy writers to just do a one-liner about something.
It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.
It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.
If I write something down, it's normally just a sharp one-liner.
