Neighbor Issue Quotes

Working with Tracy Morgan on '30 Rock' is really great. I love Tracy. He's wonderful. Well, until his fish tank caught fire - his apartment burned up and flooded my apartment. We live in the same building, but I'm eight floors below him and we had to evacuate.

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

Anyone who thinks it’s funny to name their network "Tom’sHugeEtc" is going to think it’s funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

My neighbor is now an 18-wheeler who comes by here 1,000 times a day.

The neighbors prefer I don't do vocals at night. It gets a little iffy when I'm screaming.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

If your neighbor is doing something wrong, let's call it. Let's say this person is doing wrong, and let's notify our law enforcement so we can actually vet that individual.

I'm spending nights just dreaming / And playing the music loud / They're banging on the ceiling / They're praying that I'll soon be out.

My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.