Minor Quotes

In undergraduate school, I chose a career path that always leads to certain unemployment: I majored in politics and public affairs with a double-minor in philosophy and history.

We will that every man above 12 years make oath that he will neither be a thief nor cognizant of theft

I'm carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get 'Okaaaaaay, honey.' I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant.

Wherein is the use of getting rid of one thorn out of many?

When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

I read The NAMBLA Bulletin fairly regularly and I think it is one of the most intelligent discussions of sexuality I've ever found...I would have been so much happier as an adolescent if NAMBLA had been around when I was 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

It is in the treatment of trifles that a person shows what they are.

Psychology was going to be my minor in college. I've always been really interested in the human mind, which is probably why I'm an actor.

It strikes me as weird that a 25 year old man would even find a 16 year old attractive.

I have a little brother. He's actually living at my house right now. He's going to be 18.

I liked being a minor because you can't get into trouble. Now I just have to try and behave myself.

The picture you exhibit and the accounts that are published, exhibit a melancholy verification of what our transatlantic foes have predicted; and of another thing, which is perhaps still more to be regretted, and is yet more unaccountable--that mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government. I am mortified beyond expression. I am lost in amazement, when I behold what intrigue, the interested view of desperate characters, ignorance and jealousy of the minor part of our fellow citizens, are capable of effecting; for it is hardly to be supposed that the great body of the people can be so short-sighted.