Military Rations Quotes

Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

An army travels on its stomach. Soup makes the soldier.

My men can eat their belts, but my tanks have gotta have gas.

Caesar's armies marched on vegetarian foods.

Gays have always been in the military. Alexander the Great was originally Alexander the Fabulous. A gay man invented C-rations. He claims he could never talk anyone into the cilantro garnish. Obviously, gays were not allowed to design the outfits, because we never would have stayed with the earth tones for so long.

We had the best food any battlefield ever had.

The soldiers' last meal is generally served out about five o'clock in the afternoon, sometimes earlier; and a stretch of fourteen hours intervenes between then and breakfast.