I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.
If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it darn good baloney.
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
People enjoy our meat and our poultry, as I do as a consumer.
It's pretty rare for them to not be in our fridge, I have usually a good supply of all-beef hot dogs.
I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind.
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
Long live sausage! Long live salami! Long live pork, coppa, and pancetta!
Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year. We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got all kinds of products.
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.
I have a company called Earl Campbell Foods. I got into the meat business in 1991.
One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.
Ham is undoubtedly one of the most universally beloved of meats, at least in those parts of the world where it's not prohibited.
