Masculine Pride Quotes

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

If he didn't fall in love he would have never come back near the end of the film. Because, what man is going to dishonor himself so that he comes back in front of the man that took a woman away from him... and warns her to save her life?

A man's balance depends on the weight he carries between his legs.

Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack)

Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls!

It's hard for any man to take something thrown at his face and not to retaliate.

Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

Macho does not prove mucho.

Let me tell you, I've never heard a man whine more than Jason Mamoa getting knocked around by little ol' me.

I lunged, low and quick, and drove about a foot of cold steel into his danglies. Hey, I don't care what kind of fearie or mortal or hideous creature you are. If you've got danglies, and can loose them, that's the kind of sight that makes you reconsider the possible genitalia-related ramifications of your actions real damned quick.

Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone bet me a bottle of whiskey that I couldn't do it.

You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it.

Beaucoup d'hommes ont un orgueil qui les pousse a' cacher leurs combats et a' ne se montrer que victorieux. Many men have pride that causes them to hide their combats and to only show themselves victorious.

I do a lot of things well, I'm very athletic, I play against guys who are also very athletic.

The male ego with few exceptions is elephantine to start with.

That immaculate manliness we feel within ourselves, so far within us, that it remains intact though all the outer character seem gone; bleeds with keenest anguish at the undraped spectacle of a valor-ruined man.

Guys like scars! They're like war wounds.

The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

I'm a horse of a man!

They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.

All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign!

I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.

All peace-loving women shut up when they sense they have stepped onto Guy Turf. Guy Turf is a murky realm of ego and pride and chivalry and testosterone and heroism.