Martini Culture Quotes

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

I just think it looks so cool when a woman has a dirty martini. She looks so powerful.

I don't get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suit with a martini.

A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!

In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.

I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini thing.

Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising.

A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco.