Marriage Irony Quotes

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.

I married him against all evidence. I married him believing that marriage doesn't work, that love dies, that passion fades, and in so doing I became the kind of romantic only a cynic is truly capable of being.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.

Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

To church in the morning, and there saw a wedding in the church, which I have not seen many a day; and the young people so merry one with another, and strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and woman gazing and smiling at them.

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

It took me years and years of trial efforts to work out that there is absolutely no knitting triumph I can achieve that my husband will think is worth being woken up for.