Marriage Duration Quotes

I got married young, far too young, but it is fine. We are still married 48 years later. I got married at 19.

At first, people were like, 'I've discovered something - you guys are married!' I was like, 'Yeah, that's not a secret. We've been married now already for many years.'

It was just a very short period of time that I had a brief marriage.

The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.

My parents have a wonderful marriage, for many years. But I can't commit myself for such a long time.

Three of my children married Jewish people. One did not and that marriage didn't last more than half a dozen years or so. The others are still very close.

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Cervantes married in 1584, when he was thirty-seven and Catalina was nineteen. The marriage lasted thirty years, but Cervantes may have spent only about half of them with his wife.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is variously reported to have cost $10 million or more. Just to put that in perspective, that sum could have built 200 schools in poor countries around the world for kids who desperately want an education. Then Kardashian could have helped transform the world, not just entertain it. And the schools would have lasted incomparably longer than her marriage.

It used to be when we said, ''til death do us part,' death parted us pretty soon. That's why marriages used to last forever. Everybody was dead.

I dare you to be married for 44 years and exceed anyone's expectations.

When you hear about people in the '50s getting married at 20, you're like, 'What were they thinking?' My grandparents were together for over 50 years.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

All of my marriages lasted seven years.

You...you've been here quite a long time, haven't you?" What? Oh...yes. Ever since I married What's-her-name. Uh, Martha. Even before that. Forever. Dashed hopes, and good intentions. Good, better, best, bested. How do you like that for a declension, young man?

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

A successful marriage isn't necessarily one that lasts until you're dead.

I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

To me marriage is for five or ten years.