Marriage Analogy Quotes

We cannot separate. We cannot remove our respective sections from each other nor build an impassable wall between them. A husband and wife may be divorced and go out of the presence and beyond the reach of each other; but the different parts of our country cannot do this.

I could give you a long list of things I like about Britain, but essentially what it comes down to is that I feel about Britain the same way I feel about my wife. I'm crazy about my wife - we just kind of suit each other. I wouldn't say that she's the most fantastic human being that's ever lived, but she is for me.

Friendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.

Now I'm a wife and a mother of two. It's a really different role. I always referred to No Doubt as a marriage, because that's what it's like to be together for so long and go through what we've been through. I can't really have that relationship with them anymore.

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.

When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

I don’t really have a relationship with the guitar; it’s like my slutty lover, whereas I’m married to the piano

Just as in life you always marry the same man, so I think you always buy the same clothes over time.

A film that doesn't get distributed is like a child that never gets married.

First thing I said to him was, 'LeBron, you know this is true. We had five good years and one bad night'. Like a marriage that's good, and then one bad thing happens, and you never talk to each other again.

Obviously, technology is moving and reshaping itself, radically, every day. We're all capable of answering that question within ourselves. Would you do it for the person that you love? Would you be married to a hard drive, essentially?

These are not grounds for impeachment. These are grounds for divorce.

In traditional societies, nature was seen as one’s wife, but the modern West turned it into a prostitute.

You throw the kitchen sink at your early books. You put everything in there. It's like when you meet a new girlfriend or boyfriend, you tell them all your best stories. By the time you have been married for 10 years, they are crying, 'Shut up!'

You just got to remember that mine and Dana White's relationship is like we're a husband and wife. I do the man's stuff around the house. I do the fighting, all the man's stuff, and he does all the woman stuff - all the yapping.

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.

I don't understand small businesses, only big ones. Marriage is the hardest small business.

Cristiano Ronaldo respects the fans - it's like a marriage. There are good days and bad days, but the important thing is that they love each other.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

On Furnishing One's Home - Pick your furniture like you pick a wife; it should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.

The longevity of a band is really contingent on loving the people that you're making music with and being able to get along in the long run. It's just like being married, except you're married to more than one person!

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams

Marriage isn't a tram. It doesn't have to get anywhere.