I am never, never, sick at sea. What never? No never! What never? Hardly ever.
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.
If there is one thing that will make a man peculiarly and insufferable self-conceited, it is to have his stomach behave itself, the first day at sea, when nearly all his comrades are seasick.
I remember standing in the crow's nest as we entered the misty Panama Canal, and the strange sensation as the 4,000-ton ship rose higher and higher inside the lock.
There!" Apollo pointed. "Long Island, dead ahead. Let's slow down, dear. 'Dead' is only an expression.
I've been asked to do various types of cruises.
And he paddled away in his douche canoe.
When you're on a boat, it is this tiny little island where you have to be completely self-sufficient.
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.
The aeroplane is tragically unsuited for ocean service.
