Malfunction Quotes

Failures happen in any system.

Nothing in Chicago seems to be working the way it’s supposed to.

What is your major malfunction?

Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.

There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.

A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason. This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.

She became confused when she stepped onto an escalator that wasn't working.

An accident, a random change, in any delicate mechanism can hardly be expected to improve it. Poking a stick into the machinery of one's watch or one's radio set will seldom make it work better.

Houston, we've had a problem.

This system isn't working.

There are programs that don't work.

When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.

How our government works... it doesn't.

Everything on 'Sharknado' somehow, for some reason, something went wrong with everything. The days we had the water towers, they weren't working.

Most things don't work like they are supposed to work.

When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it - whether it be a factory or a government.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

I have read on a Kindle. But the Kindle we had only worked for about eight months then it stopped working. You don't have to get books repaired.

Technology is everything that doesn’t work yet.

Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

As has often been said, a ship is like a lady's watch, always out of repair.

Sometimes things don't work like they should.

Form follows function straight to hell.

Everyone knows that when things are out of balance, things go wrong.

Technology is the name we give to stuff that doesn't work properly yet