Male Preferences Quotes

I don't think men really fall in love with the outspoken girl.

Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being.

So I'm not crazy after all! I thought it looked good myself once I cut it all off. Not one guy likes it, though. They all tell me I look like a first grader or a concentration camp survivor. What's this thing that guys have for girls with long hair? Fascists, the whole bunch of them! Why do guys all think girls with long hair are the classiest, the sweetest, the most feminine? I mean, I myself know at least two hundred and fifty unclassy girls with long hair. Really.

I like bangers and really testosterone-fueled stuff.

There are some men who are frightened by strong women and some men who are nurtured by them and feel nervous, with weak clinging vines. And I am very much of the latter category.

What is the one thing that 43% of men prefer over sex? Bacon!

My wife always hates when I go, 'I just don't love female action movies.' I don't know why. I'll watch them, but I don't run to go and see them.

I think men like things tight and simple.

Men don't really like skinny, do they?

I used to think that guys preferred tall women. But plenty of them like short girls.

My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and cross my legs because it's what the guys like. Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

Women love classes and like to be together. They enjoy exercise classes. But that's not what a man usually likes to do.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Men love women but, even more than that, men love cars.

I never get asked out by men my own age, as they all want to go out with 20-year-olds, and the men that do ask me out are too young.

I like strong girls, as long as they don't get snappish. And furthermore I think it important that you are good buddies and she does not get angry when you don't have your day.

it never really occurred to her that literary men, if they like women at all, do not want literary women but girls.

Honestly if men are given a choice, we'll choose everything.

Yeah, it turns out that guys don't like deals on laser hair removal or pole dancing lessons.

Well, I love what you would call boys' music, you know, the prodigy, banging techno, music that girls generally don't like.

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.

The advantages of natural folly in a beautiful girl have been already set forth by the capital pen of a sister author; and to her treatment of the subject I will only add, in justice to men, that though to the larger and more trifling part of the sex, imbecility in females is a great enhancement of their personal charms, there is a portion of them too reasonable and too well informed themselves to desire anything more in woman than ignorance

My secret for feeding a bunch of guests without seeming stingy is pork tenderloin. It's an inexpensive cut that looks impressive and is full of flavor. Plus, guys love it.

If a man doesn't like baseball, then he must like horses, and if he doesn't like either of them, well, I'm in trouble anyway: he don't like girls.