Low Expectation Quotes

I ain't gonna win no Oscars.

If you expect nothing from anybody, you're never disappointed.

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

I start out by believing the worst

I maintain that I never expect anything, therefore I'm always pleasantly surprised.

My ambition is to not embarrass myself--which, if you know me, is a pretty serious ambition.

You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank.

pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer, the onion rings soggy. Looking around the place, though, I failed to spot a single customer banging on a tray or complaining to a waitress. So I shut up and finished my food. Expect nothing, get nothing.

I went to this rubbish school. I asked the careers master what he thought that I was going to do with my life, and he said I could always visit criminals in prison.

My goal is to win a single A.T.P. point.

I have not been a success, and probably never will be.

I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than fatally disappointed.

I was not considered a kid that would be successful in my career.

When it comes to how much attention something gets or how much attention it draws, I really kind of just try to expect nothing at this point. Whatever it turns into, it turns into.

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?

I don't pressure anyone to do anything for me.

I think I've underachieved quite heavily.

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie.

I've been really pleasantly surprised by 'Guardians of the Galaxy.' I'd never really heard of that gang before, that comic series before. And I think when you go into those, watching those sort of films, you watch them with no expectation as well, so you're always kind of pleasantly surprised, I think.