Koalas Quotes

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.

I must have been a koala in my past life.

Australia is the place I know best.

Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

I don't pay attention to Australia, mate.

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

After going to Australia, it's hard to go anywhere after that. I want to move there. I'm obsessed with it.

Australia is a great place. It's my second favorite country, other than the U.S., obviously.

By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

I have always been attracted to Australians and Australia.

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.

I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

What is likely to vanish - or be transformed beyond recognition - are many of the things we think of when we think of Australia: the barrier reef, the koalas, the sense of the country as a land of almost limitless natural resources.

I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.