Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.
Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.
I've always wanted to go to Australia. I hear it's a great place. I mean, kangaroos are pretty awesome. That's an up factor.
Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.
Australia is the place I know best.
If there's any guy crazy enough to attack me, I'm going to show him the end of the world -- close up. I'm going to let him see the kingdom come with his own eyes. I'm going to send him straight to the southern hemisphere and let the ashes of death rain all over him and the kangaroos and the wallabies.
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
I don't pay attention to Australia, mate.
I have always been attracted to Australians and Australia.
I travel way too much to have any pets. But if I could have one, I'd want a quokka. They're basically small kangaroos native to Western Australia.
Kangaroos are crazy and can do all sorts of terrible things.
Australia is a great place. It's my second favorite country, other than the U.S., obviously.
Australia is on my to-do list - I have never been, and everyone says how wonderful it is.
Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos.
How small the cosmos (a kangaroo's pouch would hold it), how paltry and puny in comparison to human consciousness, to a single individual recollection, and its expression in words!
Hopefully New Zealand let me stay, and they don't kick me out and ban me. And I hope I don't get killed by a kangaroo, 'cuz I heard that happens out there.
I truly love Australia; I miss Aussie kids and their attitude!
If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you.
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
