Irritating Behavior Quotes

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic.

how can a little thing be so annoying?

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

I had a natural aptitude for wanting to be the centre of attention and a definite skill for annoying people.

On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying..."

Everything you do is about creating an experience in the viewer's head. If you're rude or irritating as a performer, then your magic is irritating.

I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.

But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate an indifference on the part of the perpetrator to the rest of the world in general, are not only registered on the delicate surfaces of the brain but eat little holes in it until it finally collapses or blows up.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

People who text a lot are not my favorite thing.

Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.

Some people have loved ones they will not forsake, even though they are a pain in the neck.

I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that.

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

In my case I don't mind playing a character that irritates people or makes people question my sanity.

Of all bores, the worst is the sparkling bore.

When the response to comedy becomes cheering instead of laughing, that is so irritating. It's the worst.

I hate polite conversation. I hate it when people stand around and go, "Hi, how are you?" I hate words that don't have any reason or meaning. Also I hate it when people smoke in elevators and closed in places. It's just so rude.

I'm difficult on every single level. I'm aware that I can be annoying.

A very little thief of occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience.