Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?
A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?
I can make the best fart noises. I can make, like, 10 different sounds at different levels.
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
A person who can break wind is not dead.
Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff
If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'
Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person in the room can point to the culprit, the only sane course of action is denial.
I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
There is a water soluble sugar that is in beans called oligosaccharides, and they are indigestible by human beings. They ferment during the digestion process, and hence, you have gas.
Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.
