Cats don't caress us-they caress themselves on us.
I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats and chickens, but I travel around too much.
No favor can win gratitude from a cat.
Cats don't need you that much. They like to come and get stroked now and then, and they need you to feed them. But other than that, they're not very demanding, are they? I quite like that.
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
Cats are impossible to work with. They're just very difficult because you can't really train them. They're not really interested in whatever you want them to do. Dogs want to please you; cats only want to please themselves.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
I like to call myself an "equal opportunist," as I love both dogs and cats, but over the last couple years, both Howard and I have become champions for cats. They are so independent and loving and playful and bring such happiness to our lives.
A cat can never be well-trained because they're too independent.
