Household Cleaning Quotes

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I love cleaning the house. I'd never have a cleaner - I wouldn't trust them to do it.

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life.

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.

I did research when I was pregnant with my first daughter and was horrified by the chemicals in products, even those meant for babies. I would have to go to 50 different places just to get my house and my kid clean.

My favourite smell is bleach. If I walk into the house and there's things being bleached, it just makes me feel at home, euphoric almost.

The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening than a feather duster.

Once, my writing-avoidance behavior involved me mixing up a cleaning concoction and getting some ancient stains out of the carpet. My wife liked that one.

I like the Open Window Fresh WetJet scent; it smells pretty good as you are using it. I like fresh and clean smells, so it makes sense that I would also be partnered with Swiffer because that is what they are all about: making your house all fresh and clean.

It is possible to do many household cleaning tasks by simply using ingredients from the store cupboard, which are also safer for the environment.

I walked over and picked up one of the jugs. "What's this? Some kind of Caster disinfectant?" Lena took it out of my hand and lined it up with the others. "Yeah, it's called bleach.