Hookup Quotes

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

If u hot and make hot ish, Imma make sure and get down with ya! Break bread or fake dead - everyone else move out tha way!

I just want a friend with benefits.

Cuz if he was hot, you should’ve used it to your benefit. That could’ve become the best ice breaker in history. Like you two could fall madly in love and you get to tell everyone how you plowed him before he actually plowed you.

I've never had a girl just for one night in my hotel room.

A few drinks later you're not so choosy when the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've found.

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

I think there are just as many assholes meeting the old-fashioned way as there are meeting in the new hookup culture.

I'll be damned, you got laid.

Stridey-Man: " Want 2 vaca w/me?" William: "Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type" Stridey-Man: "I'm everyone's type. So U in or out? 'Cause I'm thinking about hooking up w/P, wherever he is. U'd just B extra baggage." William: "In" Stridey: "Knew you couldn't resist me. B ready in 5." William: "Right on. Make it 10. I want 2 style my hair for U. U know, just how U like it." Stridey: "Now U only have 8 minutes 2 do UR hair.