Hair Disaster Quotes

I went blonde which killed my hair. It was a disaster. I think it was neat to do it for a bit.

Oh gosh, I dyed my hair red when I was in year 11 with that L'Oreal Live stuff. It was like plumy purple - it was horrific. I looked awful; I don't know what I was thinking!

My worst hair experience was when I was trying to relax my hair and my grandmother did it. It went all straight and I looked like a black Bee Gee.

When I was a teenager, I experimented a lot with hair colour, and the result was just awful.

Our trademark asymmetrical hairstyle came about by accident. My sister was trying to get her beautician's licence, and I was her guinea pig. She permed my hair and didn't wash out one of the sides properly, so the whole right side of my hair was eaten out. After she washed it, I was half bald.

I tried perming my hair by myself in lockdown. It came out looking ridiculous - my hair was so damaged and crispy.

I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched

I had a really tragic cut at the beginning of Season 2 of 'Ally McBeal.' Someone convinced me that it would be good to layer my hair. I basically looked like Ronald McDonald.

I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker.

When I was in school, I would use a roller brush to curl my hair inwards. Once, the brush got stuck in my hair and I had to chop off my hair with a knife. It was a total disaster!

I made the fatal mistake of trying to cut my own hair. It makes me look like I have a good face for radio.

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

I've had some styles that make me wonder what the hell I was thinking. How did I let someone do that to me?