Golf Handicap Quotes

I'm bad at golf.

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

I started with golf because I saw my brothers play, I was always watching them. It was my life. Growing up, we always played competitions like chipping, hitting.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Golf is a very, very frustrating game.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Obama hasn't been working to earn reelection, he's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour!

I don't watch much golf.

I was a pretty average golfer.

It's very, very difficult to win golf tournaments.

I think I shot 78 one time. My golf game is so overrated.

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

I play golf but very badly.

Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination. On every side we see big two-fisted he-men floundering round in three figures, stopping every few minutes to let through little shrimps with knock-knees and hollow cheeks, who are tearing up snappy seventy-fours.

Golf is a whole different sport, a whole different challenge, everything.

If I'm hitting 3-wood and everyone else is hitting driver, it's a level playing field. If I'm hitting driver straight, then I think I'm playing at a different level than everybody else.

I first took up golf in 1994, and used to play intermittently. I couldn't devote as much time to it as I would've liked.

I felt I could play in maybe a dozen tournaments a year as an amateur.

Golf should be taken down and must not be played.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

I play with a lot of guys who say they're a five handicap, and they shoot 110. And then you play with guys who say they are a 20 and they shoot 75.

When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.