Gift Rejection Quotes

I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

A Warrior of the Light does not accept gifts from his enemy.

A fan sent me a pair of fluffy winter socks, and I was like, 'Oh, that's cool. I'll wear them to bed. It's cold; it's winter.' But they were worn. They were black underneath, and they stunk, and I hate feet. She was like, 'I'm giving you my favorite pair.'

Yeah, my dad bought me a guitar when I was like 10, and I didn't really want it then.

If you were ever dumped after knitting a guy a sweater, consider the possibility that the problem was with the sweater, not you. The recipient probably took one look at the thing, imagined a lifetime of having to pretend to like (and wear) this sweater and others of its like, and saw no choice but to flee into the night

Do you remember those AM radio kits you get as a kid, and you build your own AM radio? Well, I never actually built one. But I did get them as a gift, for, like, 3 Christmases in a row, and I hated them.

I was quite a weird kid because I didn't like getting presents. I don't know why. I just went for books all the time.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the perfect pet bowls. The mugs were set on the kitchen floor and remained there until the cat chipped a tooth and went on a hunger strike.

I do have a television over there - it was a gift - but I never turn it on. I'd rather read a book.

My mum, she loves a bargain hunt. You can't buy her anything expensive. I remember I bought her a diamond bracelet for her birthday. I was being a nice son! She told me to take it back.