This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?" What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?
The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne Rice situation. If you know what I mean." "Who's-" "Because you're gay.
I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about.
Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.
Lesbian humor is nothing like gay men's humor. We're sillier.
Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.
It wasn't that much of a stretch to play a gay demon. I am, you know, both gay and a demon. Don't tell my wife.
My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.
You've got to be a really straight man to write a song like 'It's Raining Men.'