Gastrointestinal Distress Quotes

I think coughing up slugs was quite hard. Ron has a scene where he has to cough up these giant slugs.

Getting an upset tummy is never pleasant, and it's worse if you get a funny tummy a long way from home.

You don't really want to load up a whole lot, probably anything more than four hours before the race. I needed something to make me feel full, but I certainly didn't want it to make me feel stuffed.

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

Rebellions of the belly are the worst.

The thought of Sarah Palin as president gives me acid reflux.

I'm not a big burper. It's not easy for me to do.

An astonishing portion of my life is built around trying to evade vomiting and preparing for the eventuality that I might.

I'm very uncomfortable, mainly with my belly.

Hitler suffered acutely from meteorism; perhaps he did not suffer so acutely as those around him, since meteorism is uncontrolled farting, a condition exacerbated by Hitler's strictly vegetarian diet.

I love sweets. I have a tendency to go out at, like, 11 P.M. and get a giant piece of cake because I'm craving it. The problem is if you eat a big piece of cake that late, you wake up in the morning feeling really sick.

Before I got in the car, I was puking all over the place and on the grid. I was just a shaking wreck.

Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.

When you have a stomach ache you don't tell your stomach to go away.

When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a little piece. I like Mexican food, and I'll go out to a Mexican restaurant and tell them, 'Look, I will die if you get cilantro in my food.' Then there's always that one little piece that falls in, and I gag.

I've had chronically bad stomach aches since I was a child.

Pizza makes me throw up!