I Twitter quite a bit, and try to send out some funny stories.
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
Another day gone and no jokes.
I was so inspired by Beverly Cleary's funny and wonderful books.
I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long.
Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.
My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.
I have really fond memories of growing up in Chicago, and I always love going back. I still have a lot of really good friends from high school that I go to dinner with. It's kind of become a tradition when I go out there to do a show to give a few friends a call, tell some funny stories about high school and walk down memory lane.
The stuff we're seeing in 'Deadpool' and 'Harley Quinn' now, Plastic Man was doing in the 1940s. It's a character that was ahead of its time back then and the stories are still funny and still relevant.
The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.
I get more satisfaction out of comedy stuff. I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
I don't know what humor is.
So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of pretty interesting ones. Some of them so funny you'd laugh yourself unconscious, others so terrible you'd never want to repeat them. But I can't remember any of those. So I'll just tell you about the time I found that lost thing.
I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
I've had a lot of hilarious things happen to me.
Well, it's not hard to be number one entertaining Jew. Some of them are quite bleeding bloody miserable, really.
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
Round-heads and Wooden-shoes are standing jokes.
Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories.
I prefer to tell stories. If it's funny, then I want to do it on stage.
I'm always amazed that people are interested in comedy.
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke.
