You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.
Every time I do a play, I'm like, 'When do I get to do the one where I wear a gown, sit in a chair, and say funny things?' I'd love to do that.
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Chad Radwell lines are very, very quotable.
The funny thing about 'Office Space' is I almost never get my lines quoted back to me.
If I'm in a serious play, I often think to myself, 'I could make that line funny.'
I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.
People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.
Without talent, I don't care how funny the writers are or how many comedy lines they come up, without wrestlers you can't have a wrestling program.
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
As in, I think 'Badlands' is one of the funniest films of all time: 'Every day I wish I was carried off to a magical land, but that never happened' is one of the funniest lines in any film.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
