I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
It's weird, but Scion is kind of cool. I couldn't drive one because I'd look like one of those McDonald's Happy Meal toys with giant heads sticking out the window.
I've been blessed to have insanely hip parents who think of me as their little Chris Rock.
It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
