Frog Analogy Quotes

You cannot speak of ocean to a well-frog, the creature of a narrower sphere. You cannot speak of ice to a summer insect, the creature of a season.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

That's the old ecological tale that explains humans' inability to fully appreciate global warming. To wit: if you drop a frog in a pan of hot water, it jumps out. If you drop it in a pan of cold water, then turn the heat up slowly, you can roast it to death.

They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun.

If the first thing you do each morning is to eat a live frog, you can go through the day with the satisfaction of knowing that that is probably the worst thing that is going to happen to you all day long!

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?