It's cool to play a vampire.
Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!
even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.
I am Dracula.... I bid you welcome.
You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.
It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!
Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter
You can't trust a vampire, trust me
If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.
Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, you vant to suck my blud? (Fang) No, thanks. The last thing I want is to catch parvo from you, or some other freaky dog disease that makes me lift my leg around hydrants. (Acheron)
fang will be the first to die
Tabitha checked her watch. It was almost ten. “I don’t know about you, but I’m famished. Want to go grab a bite?” Valerius gave her an amused stare. “You have to be the only woman alive who would ask a man with fangs that question.
Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs
Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.
I stretched out my hands as if to ward him off. “Not yet. I want to know what your end game is first.” Another flash of teeth, this time showing his fangs. “To have you screaming my name within the hour.
I'd rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman.
This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.
There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA.
I'm not a vampire but I feel like one
Butchery is not the point of vampirism. Sex - domination and submission - is.
My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.
I've loved vampires since I was a kid, or loved a lot of the vampire movies that I saw. Anything with sharp teeth, really. I remember you could get those fake vampire teeth, and I remember just keeping them in all the time.
I am Dracula, and I bid you welcome . . .
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
