False Teeth Quotes

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time

The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.

As for the fake teeth, they're officially retired. I haven't really found a need or want to wear them.

The earliest example known to me of replaced body parts is exemplified by a Mayan skull dating back to 1400 BC. In this skull, false teeth made of stone had been implanted.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife.

When people ask me, 'When are you gonna stop rhyming?' I don't know when I'm gonna stop rhyming because we all got situations. Even when I get 50 or 60 years old, if God spares my life, if I got false teeth and I'm still rhyming, I have to rhyme about that.

My father made false teeth. Unfortunately, during the Depression, not many people could afford them, and my parents lost their home.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.