Fake Tan Quotes

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

Using Tan-Luxe makes it easy to not expose my face to the sun because I know I can still get that natural tan. It's very easy to apply, and I love the bronzed color it turns into - definitely not an orange tone at all.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan.

Get a sun lamp to keep you looking as if you have just come back from somewhere expensive.

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

I use self-tanners at least once a week, and I get darker than I do then when I am in the sun.

It's weird how quickly you get used to spray tans. You might smell of biscuits, but you feel fabulous.

I don't tan in New York City. I don't want to waste it on that. I'll do my own fake tan, actually. It's awesome.

Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I'd always do it wrong. I'd leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you're going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now.

I wanted to try and get out of the stereotypical Geordie girl. I stopped wearing fake tan and wore WAG dresses. But I was really miserable.

It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do.

My natural hair is jet black. I used to have it down to my bum. And I went through a phase of being obsessed with fake tan. So from the age of 14 to 16, I looked like an Apache Indian!

Everybody thinks I wear fake tan but I hate fake tan! Never been able to get on with it. I'm always linked to different fake tan brands and it's nonsense because I've probably had three fake tans in my life.

I must admit that self-tanner is one beauty arena I've been hesitant to explore, let alone fully embrace.

Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.

The make-up on 'Footballers' Wives' is unbelievable - there's loads of fake tan.

I used to put on spray tan, like, three times a day, and it just looked like there was a terrible accident in my bed at all times... it looked like a crime scene.

I get a good colour in summer but go really pale in winter, and it genuinely doesn't suit me, as people ask me if I'm ill. As well as making me look a bit better, I often have to be tanned in the middle of winter to do a show or programme, so I've road-tested every fake tan on the market.