There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
Colin Singleton’s distance from his glasses made him realize the problem: myopia. He was nearsighted. The future lay before him, inevitable but invisible.
You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me.
Well, if you're not a man in glasses standing in front of me with a tape recorder going like this, I can't see anything. But if you are, then I see perfectly well.
I am shortsighted. I need glasses for watching movies or concerts. It's not a hipster affectation; I do have poor eyesight. This is how ridiculous my life is: I've had the test for contact lenses, but I haven't found a half-day where I can go to the optician.
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
See my eyes - are they safe? Are they even sane?
I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
Let me look into a human eye; it is better than to gaze into sea or sky; better than to gaze upon God.
I'm at the eye doctor. I'm always at the eye doctor. It's like this is my profession. I am no longer a writer, I'm now an optomoligical patient. By the way, this job doesn't pay well.
The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.
