Excretion Quotes

Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.

Consider love: is there a nobler outpouring, a rapture less suspect? Its shudders rival music, compete with the tears of solitude and of ecstasy: sublime...but a sublimity inseperable from the urinary tract: transports bordering upon excretion, a heaven of the glands, sudden sancitity of the orifices. It takes no more than a moment of attention for this intoxication, shaken, to cast you back into the ordures of physiology or a moment of fatigue to recognize that so much ardor produces only a variety of mucous.

Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

I never like to see a guy go to the can.

Male urination really is a kind of accomplishment, an arc of transcendance. A woman merely waters the ground she stands on.

In cases of porphyria, a minor disease, the patient excretes large quantities of porphyrins.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

I did learn that there's no point in eating too much Vitamin C because it comes out of your bladder.

Our skin is the largest organ and one of the ways we eliminate waste.

the metabolism of a consumer society requires it continually to eat and excrete, every day throwing itself away in plastic bags.

Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.

I felt pretty confident in relieving myself, since I had the urge.