Never take an elevator in city hall.
I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.
I came from dinner, went downtown with my friends, the elevator was down, I ran down the hall toward my room at 10 at night, having had two glasses of wine.
Now, I had been frightened on several different occasions in my life. The most frightening of these involved an elevator and a mime.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
My heart and the elevator, a plummet inside a plummet.
If the lift is broken, I'll just sit and wait for them to sort it out. I don't believe in friendly conversation or chit-chat.
