Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
I think every mother feels that the best place for their child is with their mum, but you want things for yourself, too. So, you're either at work feeling guilty, or you are at home feeling frustrated.
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy.
