Dog Intelligence Quotes

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.

Where are the dogs?" I asked. "At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He used to work for a local K-9 unit." I didn't think it was in the Chihuahua genetic code to ever be stealthy.

Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.

I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the craft-services food tables are, so anytime I can't find her, I know she has found her way to that area. She's a funny dog.

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

I worked with a couple of chocolate Labradors, which were a lot of fun. Very excitable. They're cute.

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

Anyone who has a dog knows that they have some very deep thoughts, that they have moods and emotions, they get their feelings hurt. It's not a far reach to give them opinions and values and long-term desires.

I've read that an average dog possesses a vocabulary of 200-300 words, which is enough for him to have his own Twitter account.

At home I have a Tibetan terrier. I'm still not sure if he's a genius or very thick. It's a fine line.

The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.

I love dogs. I think dogs are way smarter. Maybe I can be the dog spokesman for the rock world. There are a lot of cat people making rock music.