An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!
Real men change diapers!
The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
